Christine Dubois

Are you ready to hear about small town life? The cliques? The mom groups that are like CIA agents with MK ultrasounds? It doesn't matter where you live a small town is pretty much the same, kind of like Timbits.. they look different but pretty much all taste the same. (Sugar coated disappointment).

Mostly clean, a little terrifying at times, the more trauma you have the funnier it gets.

Small town hairstylist with a history of changing careers 100 times, from an underage dancer, to nurse, to dental receptionist, author, comedian, hairstylist, background actor. Not diagnosed with ADHD, but there are signs.

Think "my name is earl" she was so poor growing up, if her life was wheel of fortune, she would just be Po_ _, couldn't afford the extra two letters. No "Or", Just PO folk, doing po folk things. A teen mom: not really, just always had to babysit her sister and the neighborhood.

Orphan Annie had it pretty good, atleast she had friends. The creepy old mayor which is kind of unusual friend choice. There was likely some epstein stuff going on there. Christine would've loved epstein island growing up (Just saying) free vacation to a tropical island with unlimited candy from strangers! The life lessons you learn in the ghetto are different for people like us. First lesson, "if a stranger is willing to give you candy, then they are probably willing to give you an x-box."

-knows a lot of facts about everything, like that one autistic girl on the magic school bus "according to my research."

Also a comedy writer if you are outta jokes hit me up.