How do I find comedy gigs in Dartford?

Browse the Dartford comedy listings above to see upcoming shows. Filter by date, venue, or event type. New events are added daily by comedians and promoters.

Where can I watch stand-up comedy in Dartford?

Dartford has comedy nights at dedicated comedy clubs, pubs, arts centres, and theatre venues. From intimate rooms to headline shows, check the listings above for upcoming events.

Are there open mic nights in Dartford?

Yes, Dartford has regular open mic comedy nights offering 5-minute slots for newcomers. Look for events tagged "Open Mic" in our listings.

How do comedians get gigs in Dartford?

Comedians can apply directly through OpenComedy. Create a profile, upload videos of your material, and apply to events with available spots. Many Dartford promoters use our platform to discover new acts.

How much do comedians get paid in Dartford?

Pay varies by experience and venue. Open mics are typically unpaid or offer travel expenses. Paid new act spots range from £20-£50, while established acts earn £50-£500+ per show. Headliners at major venues command higher fees.

Can I book a comedian for an event in Dartford?

Yes. Browse comedian profiles on OpenComedy, watch their videos, and contact them directly to discuss booking for your Dartford event.

Comedy Shows near Dartford, United Kingdom

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Comedy Shows near Dartford, United Kingdom | Open Comedy

Thu, 16 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 16th April

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The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 16 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 17 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 17th April

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The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 17 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 18 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Saturday 18th April - 6.30pm

The Comedy Store

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Sat, 18 Apr 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 19 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 19th April

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The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 19 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 20 Apr 2026

La Ruina

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Con Tomàs Fuentes e Ignasi Taltavull This show will be in Spanish. ¡Participa en el show! Cuéntanos tu ruina aquí:...

Mon, 20 Apr 2026

19:00

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Tue, 21 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store

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Tue, 21 Apr 2026

19:00

21:30

London

Thu, 23 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 23rd April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 23 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 24 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 24th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 24 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 25 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Saturday 25th April - 6.30pm

The Comedy Store

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Sat, 25 Apr 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 26 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 26th April

Improv ShowTickets

The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 26 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 27 Apr 2026

King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!) - Monday 27th April

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The UK's most brutal and famous open mic night with Gongmeister [insert name]. Brave new acts get five minutes to win...

Mon, 27 Apr 2026

20:00

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Thu, 30 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 30th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 30 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 1 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 1st May

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The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 1 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 2 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Saturday 2nd May - 6.30pm

The Comedy Store

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Sat, 2 May 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Thu, 7 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 7th May

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The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 7 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 8 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 8th May

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The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 8 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 9 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Saturday 9th May - 6.30pm

The Comedy Store

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Sat, 9 May 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 10 May 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 10th May

Improv ShowTickets

The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 10 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 11 May 2026

Old Rope - 11th May

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Old Rope is the legendary new material night. Top comedians road-test brand new jokes in front of a live audience,...

Mon, 11 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Thu, 16 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 16th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 16 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 17 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 17th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 17 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 18 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store

WorkshopTickets

Sat, 18 Apr 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 19 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 19th April

Improv ShowTickets

The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 19 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 20 Apr 2026

La Ruina

Solo ShowTickets

Con Tomàs Fuentes e Ignasi Taltavull This show will be in Spanish. ¡Participa en el show! Cuéntanos tu ruina aquí:...

Mon, 20 Apr 2026

19:00

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Tue, 21 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store

Solo ShowTickets

Tue, 21 Apr 2026

19:00

21:30

London

Thu, 23 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 23rd April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 23 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 24 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 24th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 24 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 25 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store

WorkshopTickets

Sat, 25 Apr 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 26 Apr 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 26th April

Improv ShowTickets

The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 26 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 27 Apr 2026

King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!) - Monday 27th April

CompetitionTickets

The UK's most brutal and famous open mic night with Gongmeister [insert name]. Brave new acts get five minutes to win...

Mon, 27 Apr 2026

20:00

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Thu, 30 Apr 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 30th April

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 30 Apr 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 1 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 1st May

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 1 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 2 May 2026

The Comedy Store

WorkshopTickets

Sat, 2 May 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Thu, 7 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Thursday 7th May

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Thu, 7 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Fri, 8 May 2026

The Best in Stand Up - Friday 8th May

WorkshopTickets

The show that made The Comedy Store famous. World-class stand up comedy from 5 of the funniest people on the planet in...

Fri, 8 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Sat, 9 May 2026

The Comedy Store

WorkshopTickets

Sat, 9 May 2026

18:30

21:30

London

Sun, 10 May 2026

The Comedy Store Players - Sunday 10th May

Improv ShowTickets

The Comedy Store Players have been wowing audiences for many years with their improvisational skills, creating unique...

Sun, 10 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

Mon, 11 May 2026

Old Rope - 11th May

ShowcaseTickets

Old Rope is the legendary new material night. Top comedians road-test brand new jokes in front of a live audience,...

Mon, 11 May 2026

19:30

The Comedy Store, London, GB

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