First Roast Battle - South Dakota

Greg sucks. Greg harassed me at my very first open mic. He was the host. There were only 12 comedians in town. Instead of quitting, I arranged events to have him as my opponent. He and his girlfriend left crying and they both stopped doing comedy. I don't know if I'd do the whale joke again. I could see her starting to cry right in front of me but I was determined to be ruthless so...