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Siege

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An ordinary life is simply not possible for me. I have always been unique, different and/or outstanding. I had to get used to hate as a fact of life. Smart people hate me cuz I'm smart too, and way too tough for'em so they can't bullshit me. Tough people hate me cuz they realize I'm too tough to mess with and they resent how smart I am. My existence amounts to staying out of jail and avoiding bullshit. Anywhere I go where there are people, there is gonna be bullshit! I tell it like it is and sometimes peoples feelings get hurt. Nobody ever cared about my feelings while the world was happening, oh well. Emotional intelligence needs to be a mandatory educational requirement for being American.

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