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Some people have said that he is a comic sensation, a much larger proportion of people have disagreed with this.

"The Times" said
'Stop bothering us, we're not reviewing your show'

"The Observer" said
'Bugger off! If you don't stop sending us letters Mr Brassington, we will be taking legal action'
'P.S. The pictures that you sent us were lewd and disgusting'

"FHM" said
"Mr Brassington

Thank you for writing to us, we regret to inform you though that we would be unable review your
Some people have said that he is a comic sensation, a much larger proportion of people have disagreed with this.

"The Times" said
'Stop bothering us, we're not reviewing your show'

"The Observer" said
'Bugger off! If you don't stop sending us letters Mr Brassington, we will be taking legal action'
'P.S. The pictures that you sent us were lewd and disgusting'

"FHM" said
"Mr Brassington

Thank you for writing to us, we regret to inform you though that we would be unable review your show, as our company policy precludes us from devoting more than a page a month to issues unrelated to female mammary glands. We apologize"

Camberwell Clinic said:
"We no longer consider the patient to be dangerous, although we would like to keep him in for more tests"

Kevin Philips (The Editor of the Times) said:
"Karen!....Karen! have you seen my car keys?"

Karen (the editor's wife) said:
"Are they on the table"

Kevin Philips (The Editor of the Times) said:
"Never mind, got them!"

Michael McIntyre said:
"I have no discernible talent and rely on idiots laughing at my funny accent and the material that my writers make up for me"
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