Matt Welcome, What can you do ?
Biography
Matt Welcome Started life as a fertilised egg in his mother’s womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone’s throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a no horse town with one name.
Matt avoids clichés like the plague “sometimes it’s just cliché after cliché after cliché, I’ve had it up to here with clichés, if you’ve heard one cliché you’ve heard them all and I’ve heard every cliché in the book, as far as I’m concerned there are no new clichés under the sun and you can quote me on that”. I guess basically I’m just not a cliché kind of guy!
After leaving home Matt got a job in a fair ground for 2 years, he says “It was just a non stop roller coaster ride from start to finish”. Matt was eventually sacked from the fairground for riding the roller coaster non stop for 2 years and attended the comedy school of hard Knock-Knocks until he was expelled for being serious at the front of the class.
Matt is committed to revolutionising comedy as the world knows it or just having a bit of a laugh. You can see Matt’s unique style of comedy if you’re close enough and there are no obstacles in the way.
Matt Welcome Started life as a fertilised egg in his mother’s womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone’s throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a no horse town with one name.
Matt avoids clichés like the plague “sometimes it’s just cliché after cliché after cliché, I’ve had it up to here with clichés, if you’ve heard one cliché you’ve heard them all and I’ve heard every cliché in the book, as far as I’m concerned there are no new clichés under the sun and you can quote me on that”. I guess basically I’m just not a cliché kind of guy!
After leaving home Matt got a job in a fair ground for 2 years, he says “It was just a non stop roller coaster ride from start to finish”. Matt was eventually sacked from the fairground for riding the roller coaster non stop for 2 years and attended the comedy school of hard Knock-Knocks until he was expelled for being serious at the front of the class.
Matt is committed to revolutionising comedy as the world knows it or just having a bit of a laugh. You can see Matt’s unique style of comedy if you’re close enough and there are no obstacles in the way.
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