I'm a tall drink of stagnant water. I've taken the path to be unpolitically correct, while the rest of the world is too politically correct. I'm quarter of a quarter nigga, well at least that's what this midget told me, before I kicked his little dwarf ass, and told him he's quarter of an quarter asshole (or maybe it was a little kid oh well doesn't matter). It's a dream and a goal of mine to fill some of the void left by the passing of a few great comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, George Burns, Sam Kennison, Robin Harris, Rodney Dangerfield, John Candy, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, Patrice O'neil, Greg Giraldo, Rosanne Barr, oh and Screech from saved by the bell just to name a few.