Westdal & Hayward

WESTDAL & HAYWARD Two middle-aged women, who between them have 3 dogs, 2 kids but only 1 fully functioning pelvic floor. We are agony aunts who, like two post-menopausal Mary Poppins, can offer a few choice words. So, do you need our help? We've got time and anger management issues! We offer old smut, new smut, satirical songs and sophisticated tete a tetes. So, if you have ever wondered what it would be like to wash your dirty linen in public, wonder no more. Take some top tips from a pair of five-star front loaders. They've supported Dean Friedman, performed & written with 4 Poofs and a Piano, & in 2019 their Edinburgh debut sold out. "Reminiscent of the late great Victoria Wood. The songs are genius. They join the ranks of Fascinating Aida & Flo & Joan." broadwaybaby.com Get in and see them"¦to die for" Tiff Stevenson - Comedian