Hi, I'm Rhymes and Such, a 45 year old bedroom rapper who very rarely raps on stage. I'm a performance poet and philosopher branding out into stand up. Pretentious? Moi? Think of me as a the bastard love child of Prince and Jeff Goldblum or a cross between - or David James and Dot Cotton (if you're being particularly cruel) Bamber Gascoigne, or even Richard Ayoade on hunger strike.