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Controvercial Vegan hedonist fighting for a better world by spreading my legs and joking about it.

On stage since September 2016, an inevitable step since humour run in my veins (guess who I inherited all my dad jokes from..)

my special talents include; pissing people off, live trolling, rock'n'rolling (seriously, I occasionally perform in skates) and training for the wolrd record for tounge in cheek holding.

My turn ons: Brenter

My turn offs: people who can't fathom that generalizations are the *means* for identifying the differances.