Nicole Monique Johnson

So, listen I've been accidentally-on-purpose funny for years. I've emptied out my heart in stages, with 10,000 people watchin' -wait no, that's a Carpenters lyric. Anyhoo, I'm a seasoned international performer, and ever the glutton for metaphysical self-harm, I wanna know what happens if you take away my music and just stick me in front of an audience. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? If I die on stage, I am still perfectly capable of leading a sea shanty or singing a murder ballad. I don't see a downside here.