"You smashed it tonight and your set was really slick. Thank you ever so much for coming down."
"As the co-owner of Shorefire comedy, would just like to say, book Neil Braeman. He headlined our debut gig at a new venue. We all use the words he smashed/killed it, but he was better than that. If you don't believe me contact the Royal Oak, Bognor Regis: they now have his picture on the wall. OK, that's a lie, but definitely contact them or me. Thank you Neil."