I've only dreamed of going on stage . But I'm a lifelong comedian that has traveled the world and loved the wrong women . I was an up and coming Clown in the 80's destin for fame until a tragic clown on skates accident abruptly ended my clown career . I've spent the last 35 years wandering aimlessly as a comedic plumbing contractor honing my craft ..comedy, not plumbing. I'm ready to take stage and use my pain to make you hurt ..with laughter obcorz.