Do you want half-baked impressions? Do you want elaborate, rambling stories? Do you want about 3/12s your advertised promised, and a disappointed audience? If the answer to any of those questions is no, then keep reading. I've never performed on stage, I'm a total gamble, but if the audience loves me, they'll stay for more, and if they don't, they'll buy booze until I'm funny to them, so I suppose it's a win win situation.