Jiminy H. Criquet

I am the famous Comedian, Jiminy H. Criquet. On my home world of Omicron, I am pretty much Seinfeld but cooler. I have decided to come to this meagre rock in order to destroy the Comedy industry due to personal issues that I don't want to go into. Mostly stuff with my Ex-Wife (you should hear my material on that, its pretty good). People back on Omicron used to call me the Ray Romano of stand up Comedy (we had a Ray Romano on Omicron but he was a concert pianist).