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Mom. Comedian. Momedian. Award winning, longtime mid Atlantic based stand up and musical comic. Songs on Apple Music, Spotify and everywhere!
Performs hour long solo show or shorter sets at clubs, parties, shows, colleges and festivals across US and UK.
#1 bestselling Amazon joke book, “Dumb Jokes For Smart Folks”.
Creator and host of The Mom Report on WABT Pocono 96.7 FM, every Monday at 7 am. Playback link on
Produces 2 ongoing shows in the Poconos:
Comedy In The Gap at Sango Kura (next show, Fri Dec 16, 2022)
Coffee and Comedy Mommy and Me comedy show (next show Jan 21 at Bloom Play Space)
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“Stellar” — The New York Times

“We were immediately stuck to our seats stunned and smiling as Jessica Delfino engaged us in tune after tune…She is funny. And smart.” –Thurston Moore & Byron Coley, Arthur Magazine

“The Lower East Side’s folkie queen” –The Village Voice

“Jessica Delfino has one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard…smart, socially aware comedy.” –The Huffington Post

“Comedian Jessica Delfino is a guitar-playing, hilarious-joke-telling, do-it-all performer, as well as a critically acclaimed and award-winning musician who has performed her cheeky comedy songs everywhere from Good Morning America to the U.K.’s Reading and Leeds Festivals. Who wouldn’t want to see this comedy rock star take the stage?” –BUST Magazine

“[A] comedy rock star. . . brilliant comedian/musician Jessy Delfino.” –

“Ms. Delfino’s songs are expositions on a range of how having a baby would wreck her body.” –The Wall Street Journal

“Some of the most genius comedy you’ll see all year.” –New York Blade

“High Times Unsigned Band of the Week” –High Times

“Comedic Discovery of the Month” –Comedy Central

“Jessica Delfino is a comedian-songwriter…Delfino sincerely strums her guitar in time to funny lyrics with a well-practiced deadpan.” –The Onion A.V. Club

“Jessica Delfino has sang, danced, and comedianed her way to LES notoriety–some feat” –Time Out New York

“Let me be absolutely clear about this, without any exaggeration: If you had to pay one live human baby in exchange for a ticket to her show, it would be worth it. More than worth it. . . . The songs are written and performed by Jessica and are hilarious. They’re so funny that no word exists to describe them.” –The Triangle, The Student Newspaper at Drexel University, Philadelphia

“Legendary” –The L Magazine

“Critics’ Choice…Supremely witty…smart and edgy…we’ve been playing this quirky New York songsters album ‘I Wanna Be Famous’ all week and can’t wait to see her live.” — Time Out London

“The attractive female comedian who grabbed the audience’s attention from her entrance, Delfino has a way of making you hang on her every word…She turns the taboo into feminine and empowering subject matter.” —The Portland [Maine] Phoenix

“A stirring show of folk songs from a seriously talented comic songwriter...a tough show to top” — London METRO

“She’s a brilliant writer.” –Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton dot Net
“Alternately sexy and hilarious. . . . Delfino captures such painful truth [that] you can’t help but simultaneously laugh and sigh.” –

“Jessica is not the only the guitar welding comedian, but she may be one of the most original.” –Kernan Andrews, Galway [Ireland] Advertiser

“I love her. And when I say love, I don’t mean in a stalking-creepy way, I just find her hilariously funny.” –

“Hilarious and irreverent . . . . Jessica is a Master . . . . This critically acclaimed comedic musician has performed her quirky comedy songs all over the world” –The Somerset [U.K.]Guardian

“The Most artistically provocative show at the 2009 Edinburrgh Fringe Fest. . . . Jessica will no doubt soon be a household name. . . . Jessica is an absolute stunner.” –USA Weekly News

“Jessica Delfino is a delightful young lady who likes to sing whimsical songs…She’s sassy!” –VICE Magazine

“Jessica Delfino is famous. One million views on YouTube, numerous television writing gigs, and world touring as a charming, satirical, holy-shit-she-also-has-a-flying-V-ukulele singer/songwriter is famous.” –

“Critically-acclaimed . . . wildly popular . . . Nothing can seemingly stop the power of Jessica Delfino.” –Stage Time Magazine

“3 1/2 stars [out of 4]” –Jane Magazine

“New York’s favorite ukulele-playing comedic songstress” –Impose Magazine

“Lucky for us, Jessica Delfino has a new album out today and it features “Christmas Idiot,” which has to be our favorite new holiday song.” —NYPress

“Irreverent, off-kilter and sexy” –The New York Times

“Best Guitar-Slinging Comedian” —The Village Voice

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Jessica Delfino on stage 2022