Bill Sands

Bill Sands is a comedic force hailing from Hanover, PA, where he calls the Church of Satire his home club. Originally from Washington DC, Bill has been writing, acting, and performing stand-up comedy since his high school days.

Bill has performed his comedy across the length of the East Coast, with shows in WIlliamsburg, VA, Ocean City, MD, New York City, and more. He has performed in a variety of festivals, including the Last Word Festival, the Meadowlands Comedy Festival, and the HarCo Comedy Festival in Harford County, MD. His unique comedic style blends observational humor with absurdist twists, keeping audiences on their toes. A typical performance might kick off with relatable rants about the quirks of grocery shopping, only to take a wild detour into the realm of conspiracy theories, like the infamous lizard people tunnels beneath the Denver airport.

With his unpredictable mix of keen observations and genuine curiosity for the world around him, Bill crafts a comedic experience that is both grounded and delightfully surreal, inviting laughter and curiosity in equal measure. Outside of stand-up, he enjoys working on his manuscript Probably A Bear, which has been described by over 50 agents as "not a good fit for [their] current needs."