West London's answer to the Proclaimers ! Afraid of Heights but terrified about Width. The only thing stopping me from being a chav is lack of motivation. A String Conviction that Christmas Pudding tastes better with a Plastic Spoon. A few Quotes about me below:
"Patrick has learnt enough to complain but not enough to make a difference " Sister Magdalene , Primary School Head Teacher!
"Didn't see a long term future for Patrick in this business when he described his first Job with me as Manager of Waste Recycling, Promotion and Sales" Henry Dodds Antique Dealer
"I can sum Pat's role in our company up as making sure nothing ever happens " IT Security Manager
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