Carl Quill

Carl is a new stand up bringing you a mixed bowl of facts, figures and absolute nonsense on all things salad. His increasingly unhinged musings will, over the course of just 5 minutes, give you a new understanding of the daily peril we all face from the unstoppable rise of bagged salad.
Marvel as Carl imparts his unfathomable rage to an audience of willing believers and enlightens you with the multifaceted intricacies of the global salad conspiracy.