In the chaotic world of comedy podcasts, where every stand-up comic and influencer with a mic tries to make an impact, Talk Tuah somehow stands out. And by “stand out,” I mean it’s like that one open-mic night where a comedian bombs so hard you almost feel bad—but you’re also kind of fascinated. Hosted by Haliey Welch, better known as the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” this podcast is redefining “staying in your lane” by swerving off the road completely. For comedians and bookers on the lookout for fresh material, Talk Tuah is practically a masterclass in how not to do it
Kicking off with Whitney Cummings as her first guest, Haliey set the tone with her now-iconic mantra: “Hawk Tuah and hope for the best.” It’s safe to say the show followed this philosophy, delivering a series of episodes that feel like a comedy podcast trapped in a reality show. In episode two, aptly titled I Told Granny About Hawk Tuah, Haliey gathers her longtime best friends and her granny to share stories from “the night that changed everything”—and her grandmother’s advice on how to “find a man.” It’s advice that’s, well, more bewildering than useful, but somehow it all adds up to the Talk Tuah experience
Then comes the pièce de résistance: episode three, I Made It Official with Pookie. Joined by Kaitlyn Bristowe of The Bachelorette fame, Haliey hard-launches her boyfriend, “Pookie,” into podcast fame with a kind of earnestness that only she could pull off. It’s a surreal moment—half love declaration, half comedy of errors. If nothing else, it’s a strong argument for why personal relationships should maybe stay off the air. Comedy bookers, take note: a double act with Pookie and Granny could be an ironic hit at your next open mic night
Episode four brings in country star Dasha, who, in what might be the most unexpected twist yet, writes a theme song for Pookie. It’s a tribute that’s now beloved by the Talk Tuah fanbase—most of whom tune in ironically. For anyone wondering how internet culture and a meme-driven following translate into real-world content, Talk Tuah is the live-action example. Imagine if Andy Kaufman and a TikTok influencer collaborated on a podcast: the result would be Talk Tuah
For comedians and comedy bookers, Talk Tuah is your unintentional masterclass in comedy. It’s not so much a podcast as it is a slow-motion train wreck you can’t look away from. So, grab a mic, take notes, and maybe invite Granny on stage next time—because if this podcast has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes, the best jokes aren’t even intentional.
For those who missed the riveting details of Haliey Welch’s standup comedy debut with Whitney Cummings, you can catch up on all the hilarity (and maybe a little horror) in the original article.
